Boss: Where were you born?
Kayuplush(KP) : .. Africa
Boss: which part?
KP: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Africa.
2 KPs were fixing a bomb in a car.
KP 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
KP 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
KP: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
KP : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
KP joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
KP : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
KP: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
KP : Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
KP : U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
KP : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All Malaysia Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
KP : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
KP: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
KP: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
KP: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Thanks to alumni SMTT